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| Well, it has been awhile. This has been a tough couple of years for me. Have not had much sleep, and I am saddened to say that someone actually put a hook into me! Thankfully, this has been removed. I am getting ready to be on the move again. This rooming with 5 other guys has been murderous on my beauty sleep. I've decided to increase my earning potential by hooking up with the Octomom. With her notoriety and my Guinness award fame, we will be an unbeatable match. Her kids will like having me around.
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| I am quite sure now that you all have missed me. I went away to college, and am now enjoying myself with my fellow Aggies in College Station. I have enjoyed a fabulous social life, including Michael's coming of age (but we won't talk about that).
There (I) was a great lunar eclipse last week, but no one I know was up early enough to see it. I made an even bigger shadow than the last time I decided to show off my ginormousness.
A lot has happened these last few months. Several of my most serious friends have gone off to foreign countries, like China, and some are even (=gasp=) going to TU. They have been good to me, though, so I like them anyway.
Well, drop me a line, or at least some kudos so I know you are alive and well.
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| I have not had much time to write, now that I lead the life of a celebrity. The Guiness book of world records did not help me a whole lot on St. Paddy's day when I rolled up for a pint'o'stout. Thet refused to serve me, something about being underage. No Guiness??? On St Paddy's Day? That is sacriligeous! Why did I bother to send in the stats on my corpulent, ginormous, magnifent, self ? Well, fame has its price, I guess, and in all cases, I want to be a good ROLL model for my fans, so I am "sticking" to healthier libations, like water.
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| Almost happy new year! This year, I am planning to be the ball drop again, this time I think I will drop off the top of the empire state building...it would fit in well with the King Kong revival. For you physics majors:
a..how tall is the empire state building?
b..how much do I weigh? (see website stats)
c..what is the rate of impact that I will have when I hit the sidewalk? (assume there is no snow, no canopies on doors or windows, and no poodles to shelter/interfere with my fall.
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